Hotel

Hotel (2003)

Like the movie Time Code, this experimental ensemble piece splits the screen into four simultaneous story lines: the filming of a "period movie," a documentary about the making of that movie, a murder plot and a bizarre maid service. The four disjointed tales ultimately converge during festivities of the Venice Carnival. Mike Figgis directs a stellar cast that includes Max Beesley, Saffron Burrows, Salma Hayek, Rhys Ifans and Jason Isaacs.

My Two Cents: Take a bunch of actors, give them drugs, pick up a camcorder, film random improvised scenes, and you'd duplicate Hotel.

Alternate My Two Cents: Joins Crystal Pepsi and Communism in the "horribly failed experiments" department. Maybe the worst movie ever made.

NetFlix Rank: Hated It
IMDB Rank: 1/10

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Matt's Two Cents: Tries to be 'different' and 'unique' but is 'crappy' and 'stupid'

NetFlix Rank: Hated It